You find yourself at the Newton's online store more often than the grocery store, and your clothes have more paint splatters than a modern art exhibit. The thrill of transforming a drab dresser into a statement piece gives you a high that no double-shot espresso ever could. You start seeing potential in every curbside throwaway, convinced it’s a diamond in the rough just waiting for your magic touch.
Your significant other may stage an intervention, but you’ll just paint the intervention table a fabulous shade of teal. Because once you start painting furniture, you’re not just redecorating your home—you’re redecorating your soul. And let’s be honest, who needs therapy when you’ve got a paintbrush in hand and a vision in your heart?
I hope this gave you a little chuckle (-: